teratocybernetics:

crabkiddd:

ask yourself:

when was the last time I watched the I Love Egg Song? 

the answer is “not recently enough”. watch the I Love Egg Song. it will make you happyyy

EGG SONG!

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dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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satinhands:

nonespark:

jathis:

extradan:

So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed.

Here the reversed version. 

OH MY GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT IN VIDEO FORM.

GOD BLESS.

 I CAN’T BREATHE

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engage-with-zorp:

what’s up with these pancakes

engage-with-zorp:

what’s up with these pancakes

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thorrson:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

I…

I love this.

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